Hi Everyone!  I’m Scruffy the Elf.

I was born in Rivendell, but I flunked out of school. They shipped me to "Elf Siberia" (the elf name for the North Pole) where we elves who didn't make the cut in Middle Earth are forced to make toys under cruel and oppressive conditions. When I was quite young (about 52) I realized that I have far more testosterone than the average elf. I'm quite disgruntled, and I've been known to have violent outbursts on Santa and my fellow co-workers. My song will tell you all about it. I hope you enjoy! –Love, Scruffy

Rap Sheet

• Assault with a Battery
• Illegal Possession of a Gingerbread Firearm
• Smoking Candy Canes
• Illegal Possession of Nyquil & Halls